purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

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WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

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bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date

wreckedteens:

When people try asking you about the future and your plans for college and you’re just like

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alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

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itsgayerinenochian:

satans-ghost:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day

(Source: mingdliu, via strengthful)

bushybrowed:


West Coast

true life: lana del rey caused me to rethink my sexual orientation
When people say my OTP isn’t real.

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Rule #1 of shipping: Always reblog this. 

Accurate.

(Source: hyomies, via invaderfuzzytalon)